You have arrived at the web home of Noah Brier. This is mostly an archive of over a decade of blogging and other writing. You can read more about me or get in touch. If you want more recent writing of mine, most of that is at my BrXnd marketing x AI newsletter and Why Is This Interesting?, a daily email for the intellectually omnivorous.
1. Forget-me-not panties: Sensatech technology keeps track of your girlfriend for you, look better and fit more comfortably than the chastity belts of yesteryear.
2. The Guns N' Roses Self-Similar Midi Synth: What happens when you speed up entire GNR songs to a less than a second than use entire songs to make up another GNR song. Just listen.
3. Ringtone Dancer: This guy really loves to dance to ringtones (and to dress up in absurd outfits).
4. Miss Beazley Bush: Help educate Bush's dog to attack liberals.
5. TheBrainFreeze: Watch people get brainfreeze. Always funny.
That's it. If you're really interested, here's an explanation.